Every campfire you’ve ever had has given you cancer…apparently. You thought you were having fun making s’mores, but really you were getting all kinds of cancer.
The most hilarious bag of crap you will ever read about practices all manner of woo and is not apologizing for it. Fierce! My favorite parts were the time travel and de-spiraling DNA into the 4th dimension. Dude, you’ve got facepalm on your shoe.
Apparently in abstinence-only education, you don’t even learn where babies come from, let alone how they are made. Incidentally, that’s a pretty neat learning device.
You sick with the flu? Stay the flarg home!